Some of the things that come out of Nathan's mouth leave me dying laughing.
Here are a few...
* Nathan's preschool teacher came over yesterday to do a home visit before the school year starts. He is completely confused about her name - Mrs. MacDonald. He jumped around the house before she came, excited that "Old MacDonald" was coming. I corrected him and said, "Not Old MacDonald. Mrs. MacDonald." He thought for a minute, and then said, "Oh, Mrs. Ronald MacDonald?" Poor kid is so confused.
* It was Nathan's bedtime, and I said, "Nathan, it is dark outside. Time for bed." He looked out the window, and said, "It is not dark. It is getting dark."
* When a toy breaks, I always do my best to fix it. But if it requires power tools, I usually tell Nathan that Daddy will fix it when he gets home. The other day, he accidentally tore a page out of his book. I told him I would fix it. He said, "Daddy will fix it. You're a lady." (gasp! What have I done?)
* Ryan and I were laughing at something that Keaton was doing. Nathan said, "Don't get too excited, Keaton. It is your nap time soon." (ummm, jealous?)
